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By MikeFurax - 22/05/2019 11:30
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je l'ai écrit après avoir un peu bu, quelle surprise de la voir publiée ! Vos commentaires m'ont fait bien rire et m'ont redonnée le sourire, internet n'est pas si méchant :) Mon mari n'est pas très fort pour comprendre les expressions du visage. Il faudrait plutôt lui dire clairement les choses mais j'ai bien rigolé quand il m'a sorti ça car ça venait de nulle part !