By CanWeAllGetOne - 13/11/2013 06:40 - United States - Houston

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By CanWeAllGetOne - 13/11/2013 06:40 - United States - Houston
By Carebeareatu - 14/09/2013 05:42 - United States - North Richland Hills
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By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver
op here. I don't know why they did. I dont want to know why they did.