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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By AllegroRubato - 04/12/2012 20:09 - Chile - Santiago
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D