Faites des gosses !
By Evandar - 29/08/2021 09:38 - France - Courbevoie
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Je ne sais pas quoi dire, et comme on dit « les plus courtes sont les meilleures » (je sais à quoi tu penses, espèce de pervers !) je vais juste dire : « je suis ».
Si tu veux quelque chose, n'hésite pas à venir me demander par MP (je ne pourrais peut-être pas t'aider, mais je veux bien essayer !)
P.S. : For the users of FML that wants/needs to send me a PM, you do not need to translate it in French :)
Si tu veux quelque chose, n'hésite pas à venir me demander par MP (je ne pourrais peut-être pas t'aider, mais je veux bien essayer !)
P.S. : For the users of FML that wants/needs to send me a PM, you do not need to translate it in French :)
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By Evandar - 26/07/2017 19:03 - Anonymous Proxy
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By Evandar - 12/04/2017 14:40
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Oh, mais c'est mon anecdote ça ! Bon, je vais vous faire la version longue et détaillée (pas possible de tout mettre dans une VDM) : Situation : vous êtes le parent d'un enfant d'un peu plus d'un an dans le train, 4:30 de trajet. Votre enfant a déjà dépassé l'heure de sa sieste (la seule de la journée) et galère à s'endormir. En conséquence de quoi, il est grognon et irritable. Après maintes tentatives et un moment passé à le bercer dans le couloir (avec une certaine quantité de cris incluse, rappel il est grognon car il aurait déjà dû dormir) vous arrivez enfin à l'endormir. Vous revenez précautionneusement à votre place dans la wagon, vous vous asseyez, il se réveille, vous le bercez un peu, il se rendort, enfin ! Et là, une minute après, le hurlement d'un enfant d'une dizaine d'années le réveille. En pleurs, il n'arrive plus à se calmer, et il vous faut plus de 5 minutes pour le rassurer, et 10 minutes de plus pour le rendormir. Quand enfin finalement il se rendort, moins de 3 minutes après, rebelote ! Hurlements du gamin, il se réveille en pleurs, et ne se rendormira plus de tout le trajet malgré tout vos efforts. Les parents de ce gamin, présent juste à côté, n'ont rien dit. Pas un mot. Que faites-vous : 1. Vous tuez le gamin qui a réveillé votre enfant 2 fois 2. Vous tuez les parents de ce gamin 3. Vous tuez les parents et l'enfant ? Voilà, à défaut de sommeil et de repos, j'ai une publication sur VDM !