Foby

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  • 11,
  • 22 years-old
  • Monday 05 November 2001
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Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Colonel Whiskers

Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Foby's favorite FMLs

Moodween tells us more.

Moodween 14

Hey je suis l'auteur ! Merci à vdm de m'avoir publié ça fait toujours plaize. Je pense que des précisions s'imposent car la situation peut s'avérée très ambiguë sans détails. Tout d'abord je désire rassurer tout le monde en disant que: Non, mon frère n'est pas un petit obsédé précoce car voyez-vous... Il ne savait pas exactement ce qu'était "une érection". C'est donc tout spontanément qu'il s'est prononcé de la sorte. Je vous explique. Je me rappelle, une fois, où c'est moi qui ai du me taper le fameux: "Comment on fait des bébés ?" de sa part. En fait, je me l'était joué classique en disant: "Tu sais, quand un papa s'aiment très fort, ils se font des câlins et des bisous, blablabla..." Et là était venu le moment où il m'a dit: "Mais c'est quoi une érection" et moi je lui réponds un peu fuyant: "Tu comprendras quand tu seras vraiment très amoureux." Depuis ce jour, il a associé papillons dans le ventre à érection. Ce qui s'est passé ensuite était assez marrant. En fait, au moment fatidique où il a sorti ça, mes parents et moi étions vraiment sur les fesses, stupéfaits et fâchés. Heureusement, j'ai une famille pas trop coincée et donc la plupart étaient morts de rire sur le coup. Et lui, comme il ne savait pas de quoi il parlait, il était encore plus étonné que mes parents. La situation est devenue comique quand on lui a demandé ce qu'il savait de ce terme et qu'il a commencé à dire que: "C'est quand on a des choses bizarres dans le ventre." Le plus gênant était quand arrivé à la maison on a du lui expliquer ce que réellement c'était. Je vous dis pas la tronche qu'il a tiré quand il a su, je pense que je m'en souviendrai longtemps. Donc rassurez-vous tout vas bien. Je pense qu'en effet j'ai du travail dans le domaine de l'éducation sexuelle. Mais que voulez-vous on apprends de ses erreurs et je pense que la prochaine fois, je serai plus explicite tout en étant politiquement correct ahahah. Quoiqu'il en soit, bonne journée à tous en espérant avoir été clair. ;D