By doux réveil - 10/10/2015 10:10 - France - Saint-julien-en-genevois
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About Xsukii
Fan de mangas, animes, jeux vidéos - chanteuse et écrivaine amatrice pendant mon temps libre //orthographe powaa// - mes chats (et mon pc) c'est toute ma vie ♥
Manga du moment: He is a beast
Animes du moment: Code Geass & Mahouka koukou no rettousei
Jeu vidéo du moment: Pokémon SL
Asexuelle; j'ai un avis bien tranché sur les VDM "sexe", la plupart du temps.
(Pour les moins ouverts d'esprit quant aux libertés de chacun à faire ou ne pas faire les choses: non, je ne rate rien que je ne veuille pas expressément rater, et, non, ce n'est pas pour ça que je suis actuellement célibataire ♪)
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Bonjour! Même si je n'avais pas de compte quand j'ai écrit cette VDM, j'en suis bien l'auteur! Ce qui c'est passé, c'est que le fils de ma meilleure amie a fais un test de paternité car il n'a jamais connu sont père, officiellement parti avant sa naissance. Sauf que le test, qu'il m'a montré, a prouvé que son géniteur, c'est moi. Sa mère pense qu'il a été conçu lors d'une fête où nous étions tout les deux fortement alcoolisés. Ni elle ni moi n'avons d'ailleurs de souvenirs de ladite soirée. Son copain l'a larguée deux mois plus tard, et elle a découvert sa grossesse à six mois. Évidemment, impossible de joindre son ex alors qu'elle pensait qu'il était le père. Elle a élevé l'enfant seule. J'ai donc vu le bout de chou grandir, je le gardais de temps en temps, puis il est devenu adulte, il s'est marier et est devenu papa. Il y a quelques mois, il a débarqué chez moi suite au test pour me dire que j'étais son père. Je n'ai donc pas appris en même temps que j'étais père, grand père et le reste, mais du jour au lendemain, je me suis retrouvé avec un fils, une belle fille et un petit fils. Ça fais bizarre. Quand à garder l'aîné pendant la fin de grossesse de sa compagne, il me l'a dis en plaisantant. Voilà l'histoire complète, il me semble!