SIR!
By twatstick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Worksop
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
By twatstick - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Worksop
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