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By karmamaybe - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Vermillion
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By karmamaybe - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Vermillion
By Bliggins - 28/11/2012 03:08 - Canada - Winnipeg
By Teddy - 26/11/2012 20:54 - United States - Gardner
By Mmkay1515 - 13/11/2012 03:47 - United States - Plainfield
By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington
Perhaps I should clarify here, for all of those that are wondering. I did, in fact, tell my brother various times to leave. I even tried to ditch him a couple of times Clearly you underestimate the power of an over protective older brother who is being offered money.