By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 21:00 - Italy
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By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 02:00
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By CorpseBride - 07/02/2017 04:00 - New Zealand - Auckland
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Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping. IT was pretty awkward lol.