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By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States
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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26
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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.
By 18emikot - 04/08/2015 03:26 - United States - Big Lake
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We have a Chihauhau and a Springer. The Chihauhau rarely goes out and only has a few teeth left so I doubt she could hurt someone. Our Springer is a sweetheart, she's all bark but no bite. Whoever she goes out she wears a bark collar and the remote is always by someone's side. There are no protruding branches in our driveway. None. We trim them regularly.
OP here. We had been together for over a year now. Turns out she had been cheating on me for a month and decided to brake things off with me. The reason I didnt know she was the bartender there was because she was recently hired and since I dont usually go there nor did she tell me, I didnt know.