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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Antelope
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By fmylyfe - 09/11/2013 14:15 - United States - Saint Paul
Let me clarify, since its very cold outside, I decided to rent a play area for my son and his friends. I was to send the invitations in his bag when he went to preschool, but I evidently forgot. The $300 was for everything, the cake, gifts, play area rental, food and a clown. I ended up making some last minute calls and quite a few people showed up.