Docolid

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About Docolid

Je suis un vieux nain chauve obèse, pustuleux et édenté. Je n'aime pas les gens et je surfe sur VDM afin de me repaître des mésaventures des autres en ricanant dans ma barbe. Jeune, je rêvais de devenir champion de saut en largeur ou de devenir premier prix de conservatoire en jouant du triangle. Je n'ai aucun humour, ne ressent aucune empathie et suis incapable de la moindre ironie. Tout être normalement constitué aurait déjà abandonné la lecture de ce profil, si vous persistez; il faudra penser à consulter. Si vraiment vous allez plus avant, vous risquez de devoir m'expliquer en long et en large le principe du bouton "miaou" auquel je n'ai rien capté. C'est normal, j'ai le QI d'un kiwi (le fruit, pas l'oiseau). J'ai bien tenté d'interroger mon vétérinaire attitré mais hélas, sans l'intonation et la prononciation exacte; "miaou" peut avoir des tas de signification (j'ai faim, j'ai caca, je t'aime, je te hais, etc...) Mes hobbies ? Vous êtes trop curieux et nous n'avons même pas été présenté. Disons que mon hobby du jour consiste à écrire des conneries sur un profil. Pour le reste, je ne révèlerai rien à de parfaits inconnus et je n'ai de toute manière, rien à vendre. Sinon, vous ça va ?

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Docolid's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

King of the seas

You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Binkie

You agreed with your own post. Nice.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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