Out of the frying pan…
By Godhelpme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Godhelpme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston