Sleeping Beauty
By BERNDTOAST - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Dearborn
I agree, your life sucks
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Beginner
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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Going for gold
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Socialite
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Profile completed
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
The rules are the rules
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50 quality comments
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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
I liked to the power of 20
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Picture this FML
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I’m your new creative director
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.