Deep sleep
By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Scottsdale
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Scottsdale
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By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria
Yeah, I live in a town with 4 colleges in it and nearby, so it's very difficult to find a job. I've applied literally EVERYWHERE that I could even remotely be considered for, and this was the only option I had, so I took it, and I'm very grateful for it! Even if people tend to act like idiots towards me