By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg
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Cbookami's favorite FMLs
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By SOTS4335 - 16/05/2015 22:16 - United States - Maumelle
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OP here. Two of my sisters actually ended up beating the shit out of my now ex-girlfriend and moving me and my kids in with them. Kinda hard to defend yourself when you have muscular dystrophy and you spend most of your day in a wheelchair. But Thank GOD I'm done with that psycho-bitch. And **** those assholes at that therapy session.
By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 17:46 - United Kingdom - Southampton
Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.