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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By nothanks - 01/05/2011 14:30 - United States