False pretenses

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML
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DreMaMa 0

Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.

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lmmmr 0

Scrabble sounds like more fun to me. Sorry, I mean, **** yah brah!

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benwin 0

this is NOT an FML moment.

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f_ckkl_fe 0

Scramble? lol & i agree. *meant for 4toestature not benwin, it keeps showing up for both and i dont know why.

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4toestatue 7

Even if they eventually played Scramble by bringing the dictionary you would have looked like some kind of nerd anyway...

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pickwick716 0

You are a dumbass for A.) Having a friend who you would actually believe would hold a SCRABBLE tournament and B.) Thinking that drinking beer with friends somehow makes your life just unbearable. **** off

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Alexgoesfml 3

Why on earth did he tell you he was having a scrabble tournament? Also there is such a thing called a scrabble dictionary?

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sweetheart5292 0

umm this was meant for num 13. my bad idk way it showed up here...

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sweetheart5292 0

okk now im confused bc i just realised there are 2 number 13's... so um yea its for the 2nd one that ends with **** off. haha

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bollywood_rocks 0

YEP! Proud owner of the Oxford version!

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alliwannado 0

Wowwwww, sweetheart5292... As soon as I read this, I though "Holy crap this HAS to be some desperate under-aged girl who thinks it's SUPER COOL to just drink until completely intoxicated and then post it all over the internet" 17 yrs old! How did I know?!! Seriously, these underaged teenage girls need a good whack on the head. One day, these days of heavy partying and drinking are going to take a toll But for the good news: Congratulations! You fit in with all of the other high school nitwits!!!! Anyway, I agree with a prev. poster: you should have played off the dictionary as a "cover up" to tell your parents

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sweetheart5292 0

oh, ok well doggfather, there was two posts as number 13 before, but i guess the one that my comment was meant for got deleted or something so not it just looks stupid like i was confused. haha and alliwannado, that was very mean of you to say. it was unnecesary and unprovoked, so im sorry that you feel the need to lash out at innocent people just commenting on a funny fml. lighten up! =] i wasnt drunk when i posted those the first time; like i explained to doggfather, there was actually 2 seperate number 13's but i think one of them was erased.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Haha, you must've looked like an idiot. Really, though, who plays Scrabble these days??

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AndrewG 0

Scrabble can be a drinking game too, you know. You have nothing to be ashamed of.

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allmidnighteyes 10

How is this an FML? You get to play BEER PONG instead of scrabble. Or, you egt to play drunk Scrabble. Even if you don't drink, my care cup is emptier than space. Drunk people are the BEST to mess with.

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jr21soccer 0

WAY TO GO RETARD who plays ****** scrabble GET DRUNK

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trackstar17 0

a stero-type of an irsh is a heavy drinker dinosaursmoo

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maggy_fml 0

get drunk? getting drunk shows how little self-respect you have. way to go

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zachman3334 0

@13, some scrabble games come with the dictionary. And it is a fml moment, because he looked like a total nerd + his friend lied to him. [/buzzkill]

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mooreon131 0

Mate, I'm from Essex, and i've played Beer Pong. What's wrong with Beer Pong?

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madasahatter 0

Aww that sucks. I'm always the gullible friend who believes we're really doing something innocent.

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