Pranks, Awkward, Party and Miscellaneous: False pretenses

False pretenses

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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By arch maester shavayalsharashion - 26/07/2015 17:29 - United Kingdom - Surbiton

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

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By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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By fail - 16/01/2011 01:50 - Canada

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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DreMaMa 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:46

Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.

lmmmr 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:47

Scrabble sounds like more fun to me. Sorry, I mean, **** yah brah!

Comments

delly_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:29

I can tell it's bettr then scrabble but wats beer pong?

xgogreen 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:42

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_pong

TigressUK 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:29

Scrabble is awesome.

Hummingbird114 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:29

Ugh, this IS an FML. Scrabble is fun but I don't care what brand you buy, beer tastes like shit. He probably thought his friends were going to have a non-alcoholic party and didn't expect to walk in to everyone getting drunk off their asses. Sorry dude, that sucks. I feel bad for you. I'd much rather play a game of scrabble than drink even one sip of that crap! ...now if it was cocktail pong, we might have another story on our hands. lol

Chfanfiction 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:34

Beer pong is ******* stupid. And anybody who needs to get drunk to have fun needs to reconsider.

fmlxxxx 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:34

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_pong

jnic 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:37

Psh, I love scrabble and I love partying with some good drinks. Your life isn't ******! Too bad beer tastes like piss, I hope they had something else too... if that's why your life is ******, then okay, I'll give you that one.

usmeagles 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:42

This sucks but you deserve it for actually bringing a "scrabble dictionary" thats just nerdy even if everyone is playing scrabble. I still think the fml I posted on here sucks more than this, it didnt get posted though. I guess an fml has to be stupid for it to get on the website these days