Religion and Miscellaneous: Trolling for soup

Trolling for soup

By he's a dawk, and a cunt - 05/07/2013 22:29 - Australia - Darling Point

Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Oh no…

By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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Vicious

By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 08:08

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML

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Misunderstood

By not a phobe - 16/07/2020 08:02

Today, my son told our whole family and all our friends that I kicked him out for being gay. I kicked him out because on more than one occasion he got drunk and sneaked random men in the house while he was supposed to be watching his younger siblings while I worked nights. They believed him. FML

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Next time, wait a couple of years

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML

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It's not a cult, I swear

By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 20:19 - United States - San Diego

Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML

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Welcome to the family

By this is why I drink! - 27/12/2021 22:59

Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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nyrangersfan9 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:09

If he can't respect your family (and their religious beliefs) enough to be polite, he isn't worth your time.

_DudeGuy_ 16

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:06

Hm, I can't tell who's worse. It's either your boyfriend or your parents. Also, if your boyfriend is an atheist, good luck having Christmas with your parents and him.

Comments

monnanon 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 11:12

ah another of the "im so smart, i cannot fathom the possibility of anything outsidr of science" atheist brigade. thankfully most are not but theres nothing worse than the condescending backchat you get from this particular brand of atheist. get rid of him. if it was provoked he would have shouted it at them not made an announcment.

JanisEvans 10

Saturday 6 July 2013 11:39

It's about time someone told them, no?

JanisEvans 10

Saturday 6 July 2013 11:44

Maybe you should ditch your controlling family then.

r_bruce69 19

Saturday 6 July 2013 12:28

The reason that this guy did it was not just to announce his beliefs. It was mainly to piss off people that were doing him no harm because they had different beliefs. I support atheism as I am an atheist, but I don't support being an arsehole

ajaj26 12

Saturday 6 July 2013 13:29

A moment of silence for this evil genius.

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 6 July 2013 14:27

if he doesn't believe in god fine but if he can't respect you and your family for believing in god he ain't worth it I mean one time I had went to a friends birthday party and she forgot to mention her family was Catholic q awkward moment when I ended up offended her grandmother with a pope joke

stanjohnson 11

Saturday 6 July 2013 14:34

OP, is your boyfriend an atheist or does he just like to start trouble? (Nowhere does OP say he is an atheist). Either was he is an asshole to do that.