By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
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tdub10 2

Can you say cougar. Haha

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perdix 29

If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.

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thatssomeBS 9

If you give her a raise she might give you a raise...

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cali_gurl209 0

Can you say easy promotion opportunity?? LOL and i really agree with #118.

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julian1122 0

just **** the shit out of her, get a promotion and raise

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TheRealMidnite 0

Yep. I've been there. And I would have taken advantage of it too, if she didn't look like a pitbull dunked in ugly... Do be careful, though. Usually, those are the types that will make your life a living hell if you don't reciprocate. All I can say is this - hope has a long memory; gratitude has none.

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Calyx_fml 21

Due her for sexual harassment, collect the settlement and then you won't need the job so desperately

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kay729 7

at least she isn't a 50 year old man?

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richard92105 0

sleep with her. its what any self respecting 19 year old would do

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