Miscellaneous: Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something...

By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

Blue33_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:21

omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

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fireandice92 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:17

Did u try the priest? Cuase the trouble w/ poet is how do u kno its deceased? Lol say hi to mrs lovett!

nammz 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:17

dang it, all the good Sweeney Todd jokes have already been taken

4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:24

ew but it made me laugh

flumpymoose 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:26

That's way more than just mildly revolting. = My mother found a dead bee in her food once. Not very appetizing. FYL indeed.

Riotous 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:26

Props to #23 for being awesome/smart enough to bring Jonathan Swift into this... that made my day

lol_ness 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:27

lol, wow... sweeny todd much?? i fricken love that movie!!

bosco_kk 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:28

You know,, business needs a lift, debts to be erased, think of it as trift, as a gift....if you get its drift... seems an awful waste, I mean, with the price of meat what it is...when you get it...if you get it... Good you got it, take for instance Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop. Business never better using only pussycats and toast...now a pussy is good for six or seven at the most....and I'm sure they wont compare as far as taste!! Lol yes Sweeney Todd Fan. And fyl.