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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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Luke311 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

You dumbarse when a player gets injured in sports and gets up ok, people clap because the you're ok.

patch89 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

Ouch......in more ways than one.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:56

maybe the OP didnt know why they were clapping. the OP was probably too upset from the kick he must have thought "oh great now they're clapping". or maybe the OP did something to deserve it idk

cjs_ 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:13

um dude in soccer people clap if you get hurt. its a normal thing and it means thats alright or whatever.

SmoothTalker 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:19

If this is Cristiano Ronaldo, then this would all make sense and everybody should click YDI :-D

id0nTgiv3af___ 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:20

priceless.

Chroniclez 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:22

Yea the clapping in soccer's not because they were cheering that you got hurt. It's sort of a respectable applause for you being a good sport and playing the game with all you got. It's more to cheer you up than to make fun of you, haha. I got kicked in the face too while headbutting a ball into the goal, one of my contact lens was pulled out onto the guy's sock, people clapped for me when i got up as well (well, i did make the goal but i thought i was going blind for a second there, haha).

xkonstantine125x 7

Monday 27 April 2009 1:26

LMAO Oh man you must really not be liked or your face saved your team from a play or goal? This is too funny. I've had the ball hit me in the face, but not the people clapping. ..This is a classic!

24788 6

Monday 27 April 2009 1:28

HAHA, this ones good. You got owned.

randomman289 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:29

Was I the only one who read this as a fan getting kicked in the face? Because that would be a whole lot more FML-worthy in my opinion.

drano 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:42

#12 - Exactly When people get hit, and they end up being alright, people clap.

meningless 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:43

ummm... thats what happens when you stand up after recovering. common kindness

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