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By littlemissgullible - 10/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 00:00

Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By kelly.duggan - 21/04/2014 04:03 - Canada - Carleton Place

Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

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By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 14:30 - United States - Glasgow

Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML

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By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

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BLNovelist 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:15

Going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he may 'miss you' as a friend rather then wanting you as a girlfriend again...in which case, get over it and move on. He obviously did. HOWEVER, if that isn't the case and he's just a two-timing asshole, you just got warned of it before jumping in again. Either way, where is the FML? You are better off without him. :/

MyThoughtsR 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:12

wow lol. that's a pretty high level of scumbaggery!

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thenumberblue 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:33

I pity you, fool! (snickerdoodles)

penpal33 7

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:44

After a while, they all look the same ... LoL

YourEvilHero 12

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:45

u deserve it for being gullable

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:48

Reminds me of that one fml where that person bitched about his life.

lindsaylikeomg 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:55

maybe he just missed being your friend. clearly he's moved on if he has a fiancée and a baby on the way

wrathofbong 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:07

Since the new girly friend is preggers his sex life prolly isn't what it used to be. The time he wants to spend with you will require you laying on your back or being on your knees.

penpal33 7

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:15

I agree with wrathhofbong

fisheatsbear 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:17

brisinger... is from eragorn?

Angeledice 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:17

Lol, typical this is. Why want to go back to an ex anyway? You left each other for a reason. That he has developed now in a complete ass only verifies that it was a good decision to split up.

blaaaaakely 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:10

lolz, "typical this is". you sound like Yoda.

Angeledice 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:56

Hell yeah, because I do look green and jump around in a jute bag with a light saber. My pic was a disguise. SEE THROUGH IT YOU DID!

astro_plastic 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:26

Sounds like the ol' Alanis Morrisette lyrics "It's like meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife." ...Don't judge me for knowing that.

wrathofbong 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:28

going down on you in a theater is better :)

penpal33 7

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:35

I was thinking the exact same thing! Hmmmm... I think the song's name is 'Ironic' by Alanis Morrisette

astro_plastic 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 15:24

So get to it, wrathofbong!

lets_be_ian 5

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:18

the thing that always bothered me about that song is that only about half of the verses (going by memory) actually constitute irony. The other half is just sh*t luck.