Love: Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how...

By littlemissgullible - 10/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 00:00

Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By kelly.duggan - 21/04/2014 04:03 - Canada - Carleton Place

Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 14:30 - United States - Glasgow

Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML

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By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

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BLNovelist 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:15

Going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he may 'miss you' as a friend rather then wanting you as a girlfriend again...in which case, get over it and move on. He obviously did. HOWEVER, if that isn't the case and he's just a two-timing asshole, you just got warned of it before jumping in again. Either way, where is the FML? You are better off without him. :/

MyThoughtsR 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:12

wow lol. that's a pretty high level of scumbaggery!

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wrathofbong 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:02

nope that was all me.

EllOfficial 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:08

he never said he wanted to be more than friends, just that he missed you and wanted o spend time with you. that's hardly cheating. ydi for thinking otherwise.

metrockick10 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:20

This is only an FML if you don't actually go and see him. Unfortunately, I know girls dumb enough to go see the guy no matter what he did or who he was with.

glock17wielder 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:22

Back out while you can.

Halonation 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:28

YDI Plus he doesn't love you as he has a fiancee. He wants you as a friend. Stop being stupid. You don't need to have a child. You'll scare civilization back to the days when we were cavemen.

metrockick10 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 13:10

Yeah, obviously you've never heard of infidelity.

elvgar 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:34

@20 I am a smart person. My class rank is five out of 600. haha :P

bassman22 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:38

I'm smart ;)

ohhfmylife 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:42

Okay, snick and you other people that are obsessed over spelling and/or grammar need to get over it. Not everybody can understand every little detail of grammar in the english language.