By penny-dropping - 16/04/2012 04:24 - United States

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML
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demonkonga 5

1 Spray it with pesticide 2 burn that shit and laugh like a maniac 3 throw it away and buy a new one

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SliceOfCake 9

Why were you searching that much for a penny, anyway?

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EmreArslan 11

Sell the cockroaches for 1 dollar in a country where they eat it. More pennies for you ;)

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demonkonga 5

Yeh i bet u eat that sht dnt u

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Which country would that be exactly # one??

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EmreArslan 11

@20 Thailand. @31 You can make them come to you and tell them its the most exquisite [ sorry if it's wrong] cochroach they will get to see and maybe ask even more money for it.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Hey, cockroaches like to go on vacations, too, you know.

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demonkonga 5

1 Spray it with pesticide 2 burn that shit and laugh like a maniac 3 throw it away and buy a new one

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mhopper 13

I would probably do all of the above, but instead of laughing, I'd cry and twitch. Cockroaches. Ewwww!!!!

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lavitaebella_fml 0

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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MagicallyFat 12

I'm with 25 hhaha I'd bug out if I had a family of roaches on any of my stuff. I wouldn't even think about dousing that's bit in gasoline and burning the whole thing down

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Marcella1016 31

Lock the suitcase in a small room and bomb it with those smoke bombs. If you just unpack it like nothing happened your house will probably become infested :(

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SuperKnuckels 6

The cockroach was like, "My bus!! Hah! caught it." They learned from us, the ways of fast travelling. xD

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SliceOfCake 9

Why were you searching that much for a penny, anyway?

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Archay 13

Every penny counts, op takes that literally,

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MikeDa1Da 14

OP's Jewish faith is stronger than ever after Passover last weekend.

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marmlr339 14

Clearly, OP didn't search that hard because they didn't find the cockroach!

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bmwguy01 8

In Op's case she should of searched more for that "penny" but I don't know it might be hard to find a running penny?!

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marigabynq12 4

That is exactly what I was thinking. If I saw a penny fall in there I would be like whatever.

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alycion 38

I can't stand loose change in my bags. Don't know why. So I'd do what op did. After reading this ill be even more likely to.

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thisiscat 14

No? I thought everyone loved cockroaches. Thank you for your ever so needed comment about your distaste in cockroaches.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Shouldn't this read "mistaken a cockroach for a penny"?

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Shadow_Phantom 26

*salutes* Yay! Thanks, mods.

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RedPillSucks 31

Am I the only one thinking like Beevus and Butthead with all this Cockroach and Rectumfied? Just me????

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SignUpisntcool 3

* beavis, sorry I watch that show alot and you have to spell his name right.

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KeenJane 9

*a lot. If you're going to correct someone's spelling, you should at least get all of the words right.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

At least they're not spiders

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courtz94 24

I agree roaches are worse..but spiders are gross too.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

No way! Spiders are much worse! Eight freaking looong legs! Ewwww!

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sammy_mojo 7

I agree, spiders are 10 times worse. Roaches are gross but I can deal with them, spiders on the other hand...I hate being that chick who runs from spiders but that's how it goes lol Even so, I would prefer spiders to centipedes! I hate those things!

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bmwguy01 8

Point made spiders suck! Cockroaches are gross!

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Cheesecakee 11

But spiders are everywhere...roaches aren't..

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jonriise18 3

61 - "roaches suck, but I can deal with them" WTF!?

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sammy_mojo 7

79 - I can deal with them as in I can kill them, I would be able to touch the luggage to throw it away. If they were spiders I probably wouldn't be able to go into that room until I knew they were all dead lol

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pm_sky 0

time for new luggage

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nexttonothing 0

I hate roaches I would throw my whole luggage away they tend to multiply fast

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