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Your* -_-
Hey props for being diplomatic about it.
More like ******* ._.
So your parents sent you away to boarding school and then got new cats and now don't want you to come home because it will confuse the cats? I just wanted to write it all out to make sure I got it right. Basically they replaced you with fur balls and are abandoning their responsibility of raising you and letting a school raise you. Yeah I don't see how this will not have a lasting psychological effect on you. Sorry op
I have a feeling the parents meant the Other pussy. ;-)
lol no, she's in freakin' boarding school, so that means she's a brat and doesn't deserve respect (as clearly she doesn't show it).
that's not the only reason for boarding schools...they're actually effective education institutes
I know this because that's why anyone goes to boarding school - for being little assholes. Everyone I've ever known has that in mind when threatening to send their kid to boarding school. As for education, you send them to a private school, so there's no other explanation for going to boarding school.
They've cat to be kitten you..
they need to quit lion about how they feel.
umm...have fun with the ******* at the school instead?
Sorry for being a sourpuss, but these puns have got to stop.
I was actually expecting FMLKitten to cough up another pun...
Well don't be a pussy, tell them your opinion. At the very worst this hairy situation would stay the same.
The first sentence has a double meaning.
@10 Does it really?
Actually 71, in this case, if she said kittys, I'm pretty sure its kitties. But I guess kittens could work too.
Mr. Whiskers just won't understand...
I hope that's not what OP's dad calls OP's mom's- well, must I go further?
I thinks it's a lame excuse to finally be able to have sex on the piano, kitchen counter, sofa, without having to think about anyone's schedule but their own. Or they just don't like having you around :(
Ha! Haha! Ahhhh... Not really though, that jokes been made a thousand times already.
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You're parents are dicks.
They've cat to be kitten you..