By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
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HeartForMusic 23

Maybe it thought you needed to run a bit faster.

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perdix 29

Perhaps the dog freaked out because of your bizarre behavior. It wants you to be back on the couch eating Cheetos as usual.

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maryiah 21

Time for a new dog?

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HKCgrimmjow 15

It's people like you that fill up the SPCA -__- how about you try training the dog?

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ColCyclone 17

Quit resisting arrest!

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maryiah 21

I've never taken a dog to a shelter, but the dog is apparently dangerous if he attacked her randomly, which is why I suggested she may want a new dog. Unless she likes being attacked. *shrugs*

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moonsalt 20

Do people really just give up dogs because they got attacked by their own? The word "attacked" can be ambiguous. We don't have enough information from OP to just jump to conclusions like you did, 14.

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maryiah 21

Well no attack is good so I'm not really jumping to conclusions.

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Dilwann 27

Running away from a dog triggers their attack instinct, because you're behaving like a 'prey'. That's fairly standard dog behavior...

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robotiick7 23

1- you don't just get a new one and throw away the other dog into the pound. You need to train them. With time and effort they will be very loyal

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nightbirdblue 27

@19: I agree. I've met people that believe a dog trying to lick them is 'attacking' them. Attack varies from person to person in meaning.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

23 - You've never been attacked by an ice cream monster made of your favorite ice cream. It is heaven! :D unless, of course, you don't like ice cream or are lactose-intolerant, in which case it might not be so fun :(

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emin3nce 6

Sometimes when I get cold, I roll myself up in my comforter and pretend I'm a burrito.

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pbonham 22

What? I may have missed the memo where this FML had to do with pretending to be a burrito. Such a pointless and unnecessary comment and only there to gain likes because it is "random". Well I'm sorry to say your comment doesn't strike at my funny bone..

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comedybreak 20

Sometimes, when I read comments like yours I cringe at the unoriginality

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Incredidanny 5

I think it's original, but not really suited for this FML. I mean come on. Burritos and comforters? I would have never thought of that.

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mcaisse77 17

A comforter is like a large fluff filled blanket put on beds to keep warm

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bjdog98 9

I think it's the point to be random, you guys

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conholio33 28

Time to get some dog training??

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RoseBlack123 37

That's strange, maybe there's something wrong with your dog and that's why it didn't recognize you?

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HeartForMusic 23

Maybe it thought you needed to run a bit faster.

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KyraJFoxx 14

lmao , ♥ this comment

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KyraJFoxx 14

yes I know #53 but I just started leaving comments yesterday and I guess I got a little too excited and carried away lol. leaving comments everywhere ! but yes... I should just make use of the button from now

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im_joking 11

Run Forrest Run!!

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TVKill3r 15

Time for a cat! =P

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astralvagan 20

He gets practice chasing paperboys and mailmen.... How can you compete with that??

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Axipiter 24

I wasn't much practice for the dog that got me on my mail route. The only practice it got was chewing it's food properly...

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Maybe you should've kept your dog inside?

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UnluckyGenius 21

Theory; OP consumed too much bacon, and is sweating the grease out.

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