By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
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Wizardo 33

Just the call the police to shake her up a bit, people that stupid don't deserve to get off lightly.

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Caitie_kid 8

I agree. I would send a complaint saying I was being harassed for having a non-existent dog. Maybe all the neighbors would get the picture if they all received complaints back.

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dreamweeper370 10

It's a vicious cycle. Sounds like there's lots of tension. Just point out that you have no dog and hopefully common sense prevails!

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Welshite 39

Well you ARE "barking mad". Maybe some Valium? Although, I've never actually barked when furious.

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PterodactylMan 23

Ruff day I suppose

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Wizardo 33

Just the call the police to shake her up a bit, people that stupid don't deserve to get off lightly.

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iBanana 17

Personally, I would surgically remove the dogs voice box. The innocent shall suffer.

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LowExpectations 30

I would claim that there is a wild dog loose and have animal control deal with the mut. Must be a stray dog since the neighbor won't own up to it.

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TKay916 15

Why is it so hard to be a good neighbor?

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ironik69 31

Cause State Farm is not always there.

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PapaMoti 21

Explain to all the neighbors that you don't own a dog.

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Bloink 25

Sometimes my dog barks and I don't know it's him because I'm upstairs and he's down. Maybe your neighbor is confused?

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Mossears133 15

I don't know about you, but I know all four of my dogs by their bark! 28 is right, that neighbor would have to be really stupid.

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Bloink 25

Well apparently they are that stupid because they don't know that op doesn't have a dog. And I just got my dog recently, maybe ill learn to recognize his bark ^.^

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Sputnikspak 13

#60: I have a border collie, my neighbours have pitbulls. His shrill, sharp bark is VERY easy to tell apart from their booming. Doesn't help that he's a border collie, therefore dumb as rocks, so he barks at stupid things (like the windshield wipers in the car). But yeah, most dog owners I know could pick their dog out in a crowd at the park by their bark.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

be the person who let the dogs out

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baseball844 6

Have them search your home for this dog. They will probably hear the one next door while doing this. And if that doesn't work get a dog and put it in their yard

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michelleJ11 25

I think you might want to have a talk with your neighbours; especially the ones with the noisy dog ... & it's never too late to send a complaint back to those who actually deserve it.

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