By jaquie0812 - 12/06/2014 16:37 - United States - Longview

Today, my two cats decided to have a brawl on top of me. I was just trying to get to sleep. Now I'm covered in scratches. FML
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jaquie0812 13

To shed light on what happened. We found a kitten in the woods by our apartment and are currently fostering it till we can find a new home. (might keep it if my kitten will accept it) my kitten is not happy with this and has been swatting at the kitten. He was asleep with me in my room when the other kitten got in and since it is very affectionate he claimed right up which made pooter (my kitten) mad and attack. the scratches weren't that bad and they are both OK. Hopefully they start getting along soon. love the cat puns they are purrrfect.

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NickyK 25

You'll be feline that one for a while!

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Comments

thomcmoore 23

Congratulations, you got #1 with "ouch"

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katieemerr 15

What is with the obsession about being #1?

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wolfgold2 20

That's a CAT-astrophe! No? No one liked that? Oh, okay.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Jiiggalyyy pufff jigaa...lyyy... zzZzzZ. OP needs a Jigglypuff.

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thomcmoore 23

#71...what the **** are you talking about? #fail

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Adam5858 17

The difference of A capitol O and normal o(between this and first comment)

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Adam5858 17

To be fair when i said that ,one was positive and one was negative

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mistertbawk420 10

That was a bad comment and you should feel bad

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anjel_gamer808 6

I call first comment.

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NickyK 25

You'll be feline that one for a while!

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KingLewisII 34

It was a one time thing hopefully there's no claws for alarm.

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FlubbaBubba 12

I'm trying to see the paws-itive side of this situation, but there just doesn't seem to be one.

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cakefete2 30

Keep on trying. Eventually you will cat-ch the good vibes.

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friedpwnadge 25

What a hairy situation, guess you got the tail end of the deal.

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Quackadoodledoo 13

People seem to fur-get that the sticky/shitty/hairy situation pun has been said over and over...It wasn't even funny the purrst time!

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AnOriginalName 19

Further proof that cats are the spawn of Satan.

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sunnyray812 42

I wouldn't let them back into the bedroom while you're sleeping for a while. That sounds painful and nerve-racking.

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blackonblight 32

Then you have to deal with the cat demanding to know why the door is closed. Which, depending on the cat, may involve yowling, meows, paws underneath the door, shoulder slamming, scratching, or jumping up and trying to turn the knob.

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ekaat11 17

I shut my door at night while I sleep and my cats just sleep outside of my door. They may meow once or twice but if they realize that they door isn't going to open, they will go away or just not try. Most cats don't even care that much

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MrConcise 34

This FML is a weekly occurrence for me. OP probably loves waking up with the cats like I do. It's just a mild inconvenience we put up with for our adorable little felines.

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AnOriginalName 19

That was so terrible that it was actually good.

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tzemmy 25

hopefully tthe scratches weren't to deep?

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Rallred32 20

To deep what? To deep tunnels? To deep movies? This is the second time something like this happened this week, dammit.

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GirlGamer12345 22

^what are u talking about... ? To deep as in to deep.

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Rallred32 20

Holy shit you're stupid. TOO DEEP. NOT TO DEEP. Ex: those scratches were too deep. Those people swam to deep waters.

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kinky44 28

@103 I sympathize with you. Even if you get downvoted it feels good to see somebody correct them.

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