By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
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By Krissi - 21/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I was late for a video conference with my boss. As I frantically tried to fix my messy hair, my dog thought it was the perfect time to play fetch. I ended up joining the meeting with a squeaky toy in hand and an appearance that would make a scarecrow look put together. My boss found it hilarious, but I'm pretty sure my career aspirations are now in the doghouse. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

Give your dog a treat and it'll accept its "new" owner.

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j_cat187 19

Are you insayain? The dog will look like a ball sack.

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Welshite 39

Yeah, and all his pals will laugh at him during their weekly poker game.

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MrSassypants 32

#12, insayian, don't you mean super saiyan?

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Just_A_Tree 20

#20. "Gasp! Who are you supposed to beeuuhh?" "Kakacarrotcake!" *Freeze Pop stares* "I am real super saiyan!"

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mxgirl1998 26

at least he is protective! mine would just welcome in a burglar.

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Azang7 14

You profile pick looks like you're 10 years old?

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xapocxbiggunx 4

u r no real super sand

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MrSassypants 32

Thicker than oatmeal. That most have been sad to shave of such a wicked awesome beard.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Legend has it that the beard was so thick, a part of his soul was still stuck in there when he shaved it. That's why the dog was barking.

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Googolman 29

You should shave your dog. Then you can growl at him.

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jigglypuff34 16

Buy a Santa suit complete with beard. Problem solved and you'll look great for your work conference.

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igive 29

Step1.Buy a fake beard. Step2. Put on fake beard. Problem solved.

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Googolman 29

You should shave your dog. Then you can growl at him.

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PenguinBitch 43

Give your dog a treat and it'll accept its "new" owner.

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EKDH 11

Must of gone from man to baby fast then.

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JJ_86 22

Dog be like, "whatchya done to my owner bitch!!"

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