Animals: Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It...

By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML

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By That1FamousWRX - 07/02/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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By OuchImAMoron - 29/11/2013 02:05 - United States - Old Bridge

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By baconandkittens - 26/02/2012 03:13 - United States

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

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By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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cootiequeen4444 11

Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:57

that's incentive... to never wear earrings again. and to burn all your old earrings as well as the hand that picked up the spider. who needs two hands anyways? one is good enough...ish.

cootiequeen4444 11

Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:59

Wait. WAIT. Came up with a better one. That's incentive... to get a vision exam at the optimologists.

Comments

chirstinap325 23

Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:03

I believe this happens quite often. I did the same just a couple weeks ago with a wolf spider, scared the bejesus out of me.

Devolution 8

Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:19

I'm curious as to how a wolf spider looks remotely like anything that needs to be retrieved from the ground

chirstinap325 23

Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:21

Well, it was dark, had just woken up, and a smaller wolf spider :)

utrax 23

Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:03

It'd be nice of you if you put it in your ear and let it live there.

Zarniclopsindorf 24

Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:04

I don't see why it couldn't also be an earring.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:13

So... Did you scream? If so, how loudly and was it more "blood curdling" or more "girly shrieking"?

c420racer 13

Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:16

Isn't it a little too far past Halloween to think you mistakenly dropped one of your spider earrings?

snazz23 20

Tuesday 20 December 2016 4:27

I feel like stooped was supposed to be stopped....but I kinda like stooped better!

Cali 54

Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:21

Stoop = to bend over/down, to lower oneself. It works!

cootiequeen4444 11

Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:57

that's incentive... to never wear earrings again. and to burn all your old earrings as well as the hand that picked up the spider. who needs two hands anyways? one is good enough...ish.