After living abroad for two years, my brother and I are finally... - FML

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By kousagiii - 17/10/2017 05:20

After living abroad for two years, my brother and I are finally hanging out at one of our favorite climbing gyms. On the way there, my brother tells me a few of his friends are joining us. Normally I would be ok with this but, these friends turned out to be 2 of my ex’s and both ended badly. FML

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