But I didn't! I wasn't!

By I didn't though - 10/09/2015 04:07 - United States

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML
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Bricktothehead 21

He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.

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JohnEvans 3

has anyone noticed people aren't saying yolo as much? or is it just me?

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Candijpg 17

is this related to the other FML about making new ground rules?

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bakeith6993 13

Honestly I'd just say I did it and show so much bravado that they wouldn't have a choice but to be jealous

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Drnavid 13

Wondering what's the first thing that comes to your mind whenever you want to do push-ups..

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tehdarkness 21

You should have just beat off. It probably would have been quieter.

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trucker2 33

Tell him hell yah, I jerked it...USED YOUR SOCK too

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Sandman2015 12

These people have jerked off before right? Because doing pushups and taking care of business look and sound nothing alike.

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trucker2 33

Cum on now, dude had death grip on it. Beating it, like it stoled money from him.......

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