Cereal killer

By Kyley - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Froot Loop. FML
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Top comments

KnightAngela1109 10

Dang that sucks, just tell him that is fine I always wanted some cocoa puffs!

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muzy 23

Beats being a cereal killer if tlyou ask me

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PuffDaddy395 3

Sooo is he gay?

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PuffDaddy395 3

So he's gay...?

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RedPillSucks 31

He's Bi-cheerious

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tehaustiebear 34

I think this means he wants to date a colored person.

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doctorhook86 24

28 - Based on your picture, I assume you're asking out of interest.

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Drigr 9

Actually it seemed like a coming out thing to me too. Since we often call gay people (or flambouyant) a bit fruity (sometimes a fruitloop) here.

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iLoveTo69Bitches 0

She should be glad she isn't the dumbass of his dreams.

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shellz102 12

I know something that will cheerio up ;) haha

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SuperKnuckels 6

or your dull and boring and wants a vibrant happy person.

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Meettitan 14

Is nutrition the words your looking for... because sugar is a substance...

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Meettitan 14

Damn there is no edit button. Word, you're *

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doctorhook86 24

40 - I used the words I wanted, but yes, nutrition was implicit to the comment.

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bellakaykid 6

Froot loops = gay cheerio. He wants a man. Sorry op.

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chemchic 7

Screw fruit loops, why not go for Captain Crunch! sorry OP.

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doctorhook86 24

He's looking for a more colorful hole.

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chemchic 7

But now she can go look for her Captain Crunch! Forget the colorful hole :)

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KnightAngela1109 10

Dang that sucks, just tell him that is fine I always wanted some cocoa puffs!

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shift_love 13

Wtf is goin on with that giant pimple on your cheek? Lmao

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KnightAngela1109 10

It is totally not a pimple, it is a dimple piercing.

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M1S1A 1

Well fruit loop is analogy for gay ;)

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Jorcar 8

Well at least you aren't loopy.

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yoursucklives 36

i like cheerios better!

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TheFamilyElf 17

Well, you could be a cornflake. Fruit loops make you poop green.

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ss_20_xx 14

Koko Krunch is the best!

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desireev 17

Hey! It's better than being told your the actual cereal part of Lucky Charms and he's the tasty marshmallows! The cereal bits are NASTY! HOORAY FOR MARSHMALLOWS! :) FYL, OP! That would suck, indeed! :(

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muzy 23

The cereal part is the only reason I buy lucky charms >_>

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TheGewt 7

The cereal part reminds me of dry cat food.

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tehaustiebear 34

Lucky charms are the hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons, pots of gold, and rainbows, and the red balloons. The cerial part is just shaped cheerios.

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Drigr 9

I always wished they would just sell me the damn marshmellow part by itself.. What person (especially a kid) gives a **** about the cereal part and didnt either a) choke it down first to have nothing but marshmellows left or b) avoided it entirely and only ate the marshmellows?

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patacus 14

they got rid of the pots of gold. =(. its hour glasses now. not the same

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