Cheesy delight

By blew it - 05/06/2019 02:00

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Today, I was going down on my boyfriend, only while I was down there I noticed he had an ungodly amount of dick cheese under his foreskin. He’s now mad at me for blueballing him, even though he’s clearly the one at fault for being a filthy pig. FML
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mr_dinzaster 16

That literally almost made me throw up that’s so grosss

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GamerChickxoxo 16

Gross and why i prefer to do that kind of thing in the shower so i can atleast see that its been washed before it goes in my mouth :P

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GamerChickxoxo 16

Gross and why i prefer to do that kind of thing in the shower so i can atleast see that its been washed before it goes in my mouth :P

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mr_dinzaster 16

That literally almost made me throw up that’s so grosss

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Ksweety_fml 27

Ew.. thank God, my boyfriend is uncircumcised.

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Charlie Given 26

Doesn't matter if a guy is or isn't thats all about hygiene, but typically uncircumcised men have more of an issue with that

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PenguinPal3017 19

I don't think that you know what that words means

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dancingcats 5

uncircumcised? are you dumb? that would mean that he has his foreskin... 🙄

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inappropes 31

I am a 27 year old man. Never in my life have I had any amount of any "dick cheese." But then again I shower daily. Do not even want to think of how long you have to not clean yourself to get something like that.

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kirby1964 20

I agree. I never heard of Dick Cheeze. Before this post.

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Mayaaaaaaaaa 12

I imagine a looooooong time.

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bloopaloop 27

The dude is probably uncircumcised.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Given that the cheese was under his foreskin, he definitely was intact. Circumcised men do not have foreskin, that's precisely the difference. oh and yuk, find someone who practises hygiene, OP!

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PenguinPal3017 19

I have you beat. 29 year old man. Have never had dick cheese. This guy must have zero hygiene and maybe medical issues. So gross.

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measleweasel 6

When I was in highschool, I met a guy who didn't know he was meant to pull it back and clean... I've always felt really sorry for him

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Sonotsuave 35

This makes me appreciate my innocence, I don’t want to know and I sure as hell could have lived without any imagery that may have came to mind while reading, thank you

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Charlie Given 26

Umm not to brag but once while working in a very remote area where we didn't have access to bathing facilities and water was rationed I had to go 11 days without washing and I did not get any dick cheese so how long has it been since your boyfriend washed or is it semi dried pussy juices, like when ya have a great long **** session and if a guy don't wash that off soon after it becomes like a creamy consistency which I guess could be confused as a cheesy substance

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Mungolikecandy 19

Not only is that disgusting (and a simple wash on a daily basis would sort it) but it also is a major cause of dick cancer,

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protoskore 27

This is thing Jewish guys don't have to worry about.

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