Relatable, Underwear and Intimacy: Dealbreaker - FML

Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 07:46

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 22:59

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Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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heirofhope 38

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:27

That's great news OP, now you won't be with someone who is shallow and hurtful! You're going to find somebody who appreciates you and your choice of clothing very soon. Keep your chin up! With those kinds of values, she wasn't worth it anyway.

Cassandra2015 21

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:33

Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

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wobbly1 16

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:58

Be happy she dumped you. Anyone who dumps you for a such a shallow reason should die alone with her 87 cats. you deserve better.

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:00

She'll soon find out that all men wear those from time to time.

abNormal62 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:01

If you love something set it free, if it comes back to you, it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was. This is good advice both for dating and caring for "your boys"

born_hustla 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:02

Seems like she wanted to break up but didn't have the guts to do so...therefore she chose a stupid excuse.

The_Avatar 22

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:05

How old are you?! If you are over 16 put some boxers on man come on.

limitedition 25

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:07

She just wasn't that into you, OP. Now you are free to find a lady that loves your undies

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:13

In our house we know call them Walter Whities

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:16

Now

Delsanity 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:16

Haha wow thats one big stupid excuse. Well keep using them haha , I still use them too.

lulinator 40

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:58

They were right.

albertozeta_fml 9

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:06

Well deserved.

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