Denied

By Anonymous - 30/08/2023 22:00

Spicy
Today, I started coming on to my girlfriend, only to get a nasty rejection. I told her I would just go jerk off, to which she replied, "Don't you dare!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 514
You deserved it 141

Same thing different taste

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lalalaila777 24

just jerk off and tell her you did, what's the worst thing that can happen? she breaks up with you so you can be with someone who has more of your type of sexual appetite.

just dump her. find a real human who understands your needs. those are the options you're under no obligation to be celibate to date her.

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just dump her. find a real human who understands your needs. those are the options you're under no obligation to be celibate to date her.

lalalaila777 24

just jerk off and tell her you did, what's the worst thing that can happen? she breaks up with you so you can be with someone who has more of your type of sexual appetite.

Why would you tell her that you're going to jerk off? Just do it and bask in the secret shame!