Give it to me, Sheldon!

By oh lord - 27/05/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 585
You deserved it 16 953

Same thing different taste

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zingline89 18

And you hadn't even written the climax yet...

Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.

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mrlopez 13

Epiphany: A moment of sudden thought arousal.

Nah, I'm not buying that. Decent effort but you'd be better off just admitting you've been getting ploughed by someone else, at least he'd respect you for it.

Samster2000 9

If you design your main character so you love him, you're gonna have a bad time.

As someone who's dating a writer, I can sympathize. Don't worry about it. Hopefully your b/f will realize what an all-consuming endeavor writing fiction is, and laugh it off.

What book is it? Is it Twilight? Or perhaps 50 Shades of Gray? lmao

Pay attention to the sex and not the narrative.

If I was him, you'd be finding yourself a new boyfriend.

I could see Castle having sex with Beckett and accidentally saying Nikki but she's based off of Beckett so...that's just awkward.

bubo_fml 10

Imagination & sex play goes hand in hand...