Intimacy: Hmmm, twins - FML

Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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By titmeister - 28/06/2016 16:30 - United States - Bayonne

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Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML

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By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

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Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford

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Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By sigh - 24/01/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

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By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley

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Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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Helldozer 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:21

It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.

blackicysheep 8

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:35

hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)

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seanhavens 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:37

that's funny

CheapGodiva 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 8:11

If you still with him than you deserve it

itsxbabyxjay 0

Friday 20 May 2011 21:14

SO?!

my_usagi 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:01

I dunno why everyone commenting here is retarded. it's a bad thing, why? because he's dating her based on her appearance, and if that wasn't bad enough, he likes that she looks like a girl who prostitutes herself basically. it's gross

corleon198425 22

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:50

if you looked like Julia bond he's lucky

flockz 19

Thursday 17 November 2011 3:26

hahaha feel good thats a compliment.

maryalexes 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 5:43

You spelled favorite wrong

RndmMagician 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:39

It's a compliment, accept it

awksome 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 3:28

i hoped for something like that to happen all my life, and you make it a FML?? my gf looks like my favourite mother in law

buttersxlx 2

Monday 23 July 2012 8:37

Do you look like Ron Jeremy?

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