I found out that my crush is dating my best friend. The day after...

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By anonymous - 03/07/2017 03:03

I found out that my crush is dating my best friend. The day after she told me she "wasn't ready for a relationship" just after i bought her flowers and asked her to prom in front of all of our friends...fml

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Kayla Pacheco 11

Wednesday 5 July 2017 13:41

damnn dude ._. ik how that feels ?

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Kayla Pacheco 11

Wednesday 5 July 2017 13:41

damnn dude ._. ik how that feels ?

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