I was at college and my school was hosting event. I went by myself... - FML

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By Welpthathappened - 02/10/2017 18:50

I was at college and my school was hosting event. I went by myself until I saw this cute girl sitting alone. We talked for a bit and she even introduced me to her friends. I spent the rest of the party with her. Before leaving I gave her my number but I was so nervous I messed it up

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