Love: Imagine what it would be like

Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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You deserved it 10 050

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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You deserved it 4 766

You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 056

By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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You deserved it 1 701

By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 704

You deserved it 6 928

Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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You deserved it 3 815

By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 7 210

Mystery

By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 165

By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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You deserved it 4 299

Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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You deserved it 4 607

By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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You deserved it 28 591

jennyc246 8

Wednesday 7 September 2011 12:03

woah, at least you have a 97 year old grandma.

cutiepie343 7

Wednesday 7 September 2011 13:07

Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?

Comments

WarmPigBelly 4

Friday 9 September 2011 5:08

BOOM! Roasted

Vampkitty 0

Friday 9 September 2011 6:15

Pwnd

arab_princess 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 1:49

Damn... You just got dissed... BY YOUR MOM! Hahahahahaha! but really that sucks:)

suicidalgeishas 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 15:55

You shouldn't have laughed... Karma can be a bitch... ;)

subjugatedgirl 2

Monday 12 September 2011 4:35

You should ask your grandma if her imaginary boyfriend has a brother....

Laffytaffy1 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:24

Thats what us get making fun of your granny like smh

aksel1218 13

Monday 16 July 2012 20:51

Wow bitch much

KingreX32 21

Monday 15 July 2013 19:31

BURN!!!!

Tyrez 32

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:13

Pfft, I would have laughed too, and since when is imaginary dating better than not dating at all. Who says dating someone makes you more valuable anyway?