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By castello - 27/11/2017 06:52
Today, my roommate fed my dog the leftover chicken. He did not know that it would give him diarrhea. Since the dog is a good boy, he did not want to shit on the floor so he pressed his ass against the wall. It did not stop him from shitting. He just ended up spraying it all over the living room. FML