my upstairs neighbor took a s***, clogged the toilet, overflowed... - FML

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By "John C. Martin" - 23/10/2017 13:37 - United States - Orem

my upstairs neighbor took a s***, clogged the toilet, overflowed massive amounts of crap and poured from the ceiling right on my head. I went to my room and found it also had leaked all over my mattress that cost me almost a thousand bucks. I learned the value of rental insurance AFTER s** happened

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