Kids, Sexism and Harassment: Nice neighborhood

Nice neighborhood

By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

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You deserved it 2 491

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Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 4 109

Record breakers

By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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You deserved it 21 556

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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You deserved it 14 553

By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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You deserved it 12 943

Inappropriate but funny

By naughtyshirt - 22/08/2009 09:29 - Australia

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

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You deserved it 4 502

Self report

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

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You deserved it 8 757

Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

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You deserved it 3 692

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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You deserved it 2 082

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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You deserved it 41 208

BIKES?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 6 288

shepardkinz 19

Tuesday 11 August 2015 8:58

Like father, like son. FYL.

Mexico_WC2018 16

Tuesday 11 August 2015 8:59

Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Just ignore them if you can but if they keep pestering you then report them

Comments

Eivana 37

Wednesday 12 August 2015 3:18

Why did you go to your husband? Go yourself.

Keiraquarium 12

Wednesday 12 August 2015 19:07

Because this guy (and his kid) clearly don't respect women enough to take OP serious. Not to mention she probably feels quite embarrassed and doesn't want to be harassed yet again.

Waschlappen 23

Wednesday 12 August 2015 23:31

But OP didn't know that the creepy guy was the kids father before she send her husband, so she didn't know that the dad was an idiot as well.

THE4WESOM4N 6

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:55

Wow what nice complements those neighbors of yours seem like good people and not creepy perverts aren't you lucky

joshi42 16

Wednesday 12 August 2015 8:53

Go to the gym

Xion0014 20

Wednesday 12 August 2015 12:08

Talk to their mother/wife.

nutellacake 12

Thursday 13 August 2015 0:17

Slap the father across his face if he does that again and for the kid well you can stop him and have a talk with him if he ever does that again and yes tell the mother/wife maybe she'll take care of it. I hate men who don't respect women.

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:09

he meant phat ass, not fat ass. it's a compliment...well intended to be. just lacks class

mbock 15

Thursday 13 August 2015 8:10

sounds like two compliments that came out wrong!!!! (glass half full)

Algorithm 24

Thursday 13 August 2015 16:06

Equating harassment to compliments is like saying that the glass is half-full when somebody robs your house because "at least they thought you had really cool stuff". It's not meant to make somebody feel good about themselves, and it doesn't.