Health, Embarrassing, ACAB and Cops: No escape

No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 304

You deserved it 203 338

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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You deserved it 2 094

Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 102

You deserved it 55 167

By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 11:35 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 327

You deserved it 27 964

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 784

You deserved it 9 147

By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 266

You deserved it 35 648

Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 348

You deserved it 5 231

By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 042

You deserved it 49 369

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 629

You deserved it 32 842

By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 195

You deserved it 587

Party pooper

By jeremyr5678 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 918

You deserved it 4 869

PhantomMask 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:55

Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?

MistAtMarseilles 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time

Comments

Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:01

But I'm sure it looked cool how you jumped out the window. : D

ssuseawolves2011 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:05

you are extremely stupid

Shadic 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:18

You can't fall 15 feet without breaking yourself? This is less "FML," and more, "My life fails."

ramonajay 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:21

hahaha, one of my friends did this at her own house when it was just her and her roommate. the cops came, she ran and jumped out of her second story window and landed on her face and then walked right into the other cop who gave her a mip. her face was unrecognizable for 3 months

crazydoug 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:22

this all happend by 12pm?

catalyst980 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:23

haha @ #56 btw is this from a walton high school prom??????????

iusedtoknow 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:29

The best part about this is I know who this is, hahahhahah

dickinabox 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:31

Ouch, that sounds painful! I wish you a speedy recovery. Try to avoid those types of parties. Best regards, S P.S. #29, 36, 57, I also go to Walton, who are you? ...That's all the same person. Why would you post three times!?

MonkeySpeaks 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:41

im guessing underage. this is why kids who aren't legal shouldnt drink. you make dumb decisions. This post also reinforced - the majority of the people here are underage. Seriously you guys can be retarded. im more shocked that people clicked your life is effed. you OBVIOUSLY deserved this one.