Sex, Parents and Intimacy: Nooooooo!

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Thursday 12 August 2010 19:16

eww

rlerke 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 19:22

you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.

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TheSilentQueef 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:04

LMAO at 10 ******* amazing comment

DaTexasBoy 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:06

How do you think you got here? duh...

budbro 7

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:08

old people need lovin to

lightning7 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:12

you should have suddenly turned around and taken a picture

k00lkat 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:14

that's gross

x805xUnknown 6

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:18

Rofl 13.

pilnorm 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:20

Ah ha! Your mom hot?

heavyhitterafi 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:23

you should have joined in 

tashaaaa 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:34

haha I agree with 12. just once they finish say something completely unrelated. it'd be pretty splendid.

zimbry 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:37

ewwww my parentals did the same thing! it was gross!

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