Miscellaneous: Not now!

Not now!

By annonymous - 30/11/2009 18:59 - United States

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By [...] - 12/12/2013 14:28 - France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Health and wellbeing

By fuck - 21/08/2015 18:22 - United States - Somerville

Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML

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By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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popoman 0

Monday 30 November 2009 23:14

That's not nice. Don't reprimand your child for honesty.

testing_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 23:15

haha, I would have trouble not to laugh if' I were you.

Comments

ColdGold 6

Tuesday 1 December 2009 21:58

Fat cow. You know who you are.

swisscows 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 22:00

you're screwed

wh4t3v3R 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 22:04

Hahahahaha! I so hope this really happened.

higurashil0v3 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 0:09

fail...

crazy_coon 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:12

they need to be told that or else they might not notice!!! that bitch better not have started getting all upset, for if she did then you should have told her to "Lose some weight bitch it ain't hard to tell!!!"

AKBIGCAL 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 3:38

bahahahahaha frickin epic! op you should have been like I know son I know. haha

Mr_Satisfied 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 16:22

Evidently the woman in front was indeed a fat cow, so she got everything she deserved. The sunglasses was the icing on the cake. Err... best not mention cake...

allergic_2_broke 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 4:32

i read this two days ago, and it still makes me chuckle a little... ha, i'd totally high five my son for that one. what a very intelligent boy taking note of the comical obese cow with glasses on the yogurt container...