Miscellaneous: PMS

PMS

By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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starlalove 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:03

:D He's really funny!

jennikins 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:18

at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.

Comments

purple5 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:10

Haha, that's hilarious :3

shmoop 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:10

what else could "guess" mean?

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:22

exactly...

Vball6 19

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:27

Condoms?

anjtrg_1112 23

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:07

Chocolate?

lokita13 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:15

Well was he rite LOL

jennikins 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:18

at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.

LostInLife94 29

Tuesday 15 September 2015 9:30

that's what I was thinking

davidomke 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:18

i love your boyfriend :P

Saphira_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:22

maybe u should have just said guess. Maybe girlfriends should tell boyfriends what is on their minds, maybe they should tell them if they want anything, what exactly it is they want? Ever think of that? And if they dont want anything, maybe they could say no, nicely since the boyfriends are being nice and askin! like **** TELL US WHAT YOU WANT, or YDI.

crutchboy90 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:31

amen!

monkeyz0r 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:32

by your username im guessing your a girl posing as a guy, and jeez pull that stick out of ur ass

mcsnelly 5

Monday 22 June 2009 21:10

um...they were at a gas station and he was asking her if she wanted anything...who WOULDN'T assume that she was saying guess what kind of drink/snack i want...not because she wants him to read her mind, but because she just wants him to pick something out for her because she's not picky.